Gerry Cohen
Bud founds a fraternity in the Bundy garage to improve his social standing, and it works only after Kelly tells him what to say. Jefferson wants to go to a reunion with his old frat brothers and Marcy says no, so the four adults try to pick a movie instead. It does not go well for anyone.
Peg buys a series of increasingly expensive outfits to get Al’s attention, and Al holds out for a steak dinner instead. Bud spends the episode loitering in a lingerie shop talking to a mannequin. Best remembered for two minutes on the couch where Al and Jefferson invent a dessert.
Peg quarantines the house for a sick Seven and puts Bud and Kelly out in the cold. The money for the doctor is gone because she took it out of the mortgage envelope, so Al takes a second job bartending at a club where the bartender is the topless one. Jefferson eventually joins him there.
Nobody knows when Seven’s birthday is, so the Bundys pick one and take the party to the park, which a rich family has rented for their own son’s party. Meanwhile Bud, Kelly and Al agree that Seven has not suffered enough to deserve the family name. Al ends up in a fight with the boy’s father.
Kelly’s date abandons her on a dark road for refusing him, and calls her a tramp on his way out. Walking home she meets other girls left there for the same reason. Al and Peg try to save their marriage by talking, and Bud gets a date with a girl who has measles.
Peg’s cousins Zemus and Ida Mae arrive with their son Seven, step out for cigarettes and never come back. Peg is thrilled to have another child to mother. Al is not, and tries to give the boy to Marcy. Linda Blair and Bobcat Goldthwait guest star.
Al and Bud finally notice the nooses behind them, and Kelly gets them off the gallows. The chase ends at the border between the two villages, where both mobs want the Bundys to die on their own side. The dispute is settled by a joust. Conclusion of three.
The Bundys run up a bill at the Savoy on the village’s money and take in the sights, then head out to Lower Uncton without Kelly, who stays in London. She finds out her family is in danger and has to reach a village nobody has heard of. Part two of three.
The Bundys win a free trip to England, courtesy of a village that has been cursed since 1653 and can only break it by killing the last two male Bundys inside its limits. The neighbouring village needs them to die outside it. Part one of three.
Al watches Shenandoah, declares a mandatory Bundy Sunday Funday, and the car runs out of gas on the way. The family then runs up twelve dollars of unpaid snacks, and Al has to work the debt off pumping gas in somebody else’s coveralls. The Swedish Bikini Team turn up, collect Bud and drive away.