The Bundys decide to go for a drive–on Labor Day. They spend the better part of the holiday sitting in traffic, arguing with one another, and picking fights with neighboring motorists.

Peggy will buy anything at a yard sale, so when she brings home a boar’s head, there’s no more room in the garage to put it. So, Al decides enough is enough and he decides to have his own yard sale, despite Peggy’s protests. But the stuff he is selling…

After being plagued by nightmares of feet a beautiful woman asks Al to judge a contest at Gary’s, whose contestants she, “could never compete with.” Meanwhile Kelly tricks Marcy and Bud into thinking they’ve slept together.

Kelly chooses to be a weather girl rather than go to school which makes the Bundy’s happy since she’ll be making more money than Al.

Peggy tries to earn her G.E.D. with Kelly in night school.

Al tries to ditch Peggy on her birthday until she catches him in the act and tags along with the family.

Al is all excited when he’s asked to speak at his high school reunion dance at Polk High. At the dance, while Al rambles on and on about the unhappily married man, Peggy finds herself being wooed by a teacher, Kelly trying to please two dates, and Bud plotting revenge…

With Al and the kids discovering that Peggy took all the money, they go to Vegas where both Peggy and Marcy are broke and need a way to come up with money.

After Steve abandons Marcy, Peggy decides to make her feel better by going to Las Vegas with Al’s money.

When Al challenges the selfish and ungrateful family members to earn a dollar of their own, Peggy tries scamming money from others because of her loath for working. Meanwhile, Bud appoints himself as Kelly’s agent a lands her a job as a ‘rock video slut’.