Mary-Pat Green
Al is tied up in the stockroom overnight during a robbery and sues the mall for four million dollars, claiming he can no longer be near shoes. Then the bowling championship comes up, and bowling requires shoes.
Al loses the breastfeeding fight on the law, so he converts Gary’s into a men’s shoe store. Then Gary announces an inspection, and Al paints the men’s stock to pass it off as women’s. Gary turns out to be a woman. Conclusion of two.
The Bundy television dies, so Al tries out for a sports trivia show with a ten thousand dollar prize and is rejected for having no personality. He enters Kelly instead and coaches her himself. The catch is that every new fact pushes an old one out.
Al hires a young Polk High graduate who idolizes him, and then learns the boy is about to get married. Al’s response is to take him to the mall lounge and show him what marriage does to men. Kelly, meanwhile, has inhaled a canister of bug spray.