Someone Dug Up Plunger the Dragon and Yeah, It Still Sounds Like a Porno

October 2, 2026

Someone Dug Up Plunger the Dragon and Yeah, It Still Sounds Like a Porno
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Look, I am not saying my career choices have been questionable. I am saying someone sat me down on a Bundy Club Zoom, said the words “Plunger the Dragon,” and my brain went straight to late-night cable.

Apparently Ben Gleib and I made an animated skit where a green dragon helps a squirrel unclog a toilet, the toilet erupts like a geyser of acorns, and somebody off-camera goes, “There went the money shot.” Peak cinema. Then we decided the cartoon clearly caused COVID, because those nuts were filled with disease. Science.

If you needed proof that Bundy Club is where the weird corners of Married with Children history go to get roasted, congratulations. You found it.

Whoa Bundy.