The Virgin Hotline sends Bud on a home visit to help a young woman struggling with temptation. Putting Bud in charge of resisting temptation is like asking Al to love shoe customers.

This clip comes from Married with Children Season 9 Episode 7, "Dial 'B' For Virgin." Bud's community service assignment for college is the one he is least suited for: counseling virgins on the brink of temptation. He has to wrestle with temptation himself when he visits one at her house to talk her out of it.

Bud's love life is one of the longest running jokes in Bundy history. He swings big, misses bigger and somehow never loses his swagger, and fans would not want it any other way.

Moments like this are why Married with Children is still quoted today. The writing is sharp, the timing is perfect and the Bundys never try to be anything other than themselves.

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