Desperate Al and Steve put their heads together looking for a fix for impending baldness. Steve is panicking about his receding hairline, while Al claims he does not care at all. Insta-Hair, anyone?

This clip comes from Married with Children Season 3 Episode 7, "The Bald and the Beautiful." Steve thinks he is going bald after Marcy gives him a newspaper clipping for an anti baldness cure. Al and Steve put their heads together looking for solutions, even though Al claims not to care.

This is the neighborhood rivalry at its best: petty, personal and impossible to look away from.

This is the show doing what it did best: taking an everyday situation and pushing it until it becomes completely absurd. It is a perfect example of the show's fearless sense of humor, and it holds up just as well today.

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