Season 2

Season 2 Episode 13: You Better Watch Out

By David Faustino / December 20, 1987 / Comments Off on Season 2 Episode 13: You Better Watch Out

The series’ first Christmas episode opens with a content warning. A parachuting mall Santa lands fatally in the Bundys’ back yard on Christmas Eve, and the neighborhood children start arriving with questions. David Faustino has called it one of his favorites.

Season 2 Episode 12: Earth Angel

By David Faustino / December 6, 1987 / Comments Off on Season 2 Episode 12: Earth Angel

Bud brings home an aspiring artist on her way to art school, and the whole household takes to her. Marcy does not, because the attention she gets is attention Marcy is used to having. It is also where Al establishes that Thursday is his bowling night.

Season 2 Episode 11: How Do You Spell Revenge?

By David Faustino / November 22, 1987 / Comments Off on Season 2 Episode 11: How Do You Spell Revenge?

Al, Peggy and Bud play for a mall softball team that keeps losing, so Al tells his wife to improve or get off the roster. Kelly, meanwhile, is trying to get a tattoo. The N on Al’s jersey is sewn on backwards, and nobody ever fixed it.

Season 2 Episode 10: The Razor’s Edge

By David Faustino / November 15, 1987 /

Steve returns from a rafting trip with a beard and refuses to shave it, which ends with him moving in next door. Al is delighted to have a houseguest who cooks. It is also the first episode directed by Gerry Cohen, who went on to direct more of the series than anyone.

Season 2 Episode 9: Alley of the Dolls

By David Faustino / November 8, 1987 / Comments Off on Season 2 Episode 9: Alley of the Dolls

Peggy’s high school rival challenges the family to a bowling match, and Steve agrees to bowl as a Bundy, which should settle it. Then it emerges that Bud spent his lesson money. It is the first outing for the “Whoa, Bundy!” cheer.

Season 2 Episode 8: Born to Walk

By David Faustino / November 1, 1987 / Comments Off on Season 2 Episode 8: Born to Walk

Al fails the written driving test on the day Kelly passes hers, which leaves him stranded at home and unable to reach the racetrack. He gets one day off a week, so losing it costs more than the bet does.

Season 2 Episode 7: For Whom the Bell Tolls

By David Faustino / October 25, 1987 / Comments Off on Season 2 Episode 7: For Whom the Bell Tolls

Al will not pay for a call to Canada, so the phone company cuts off the house. Meanwhile a new neighborhood crime light shines directly into his face at night. Kelly’s whistle down the phone line ended up in the show’s syndicated opening credits.

Season 2 Episode 5: Girls Just Want to Have Fun, Part 1

By David Faustino / October 18, 1987 / Comments Off on Season 2 Episode 5: Girls Just Want to Have Fun, Part 1

Peggy takes Marcy out with the girls to a strip club, and Marcy enjoys it rather more than she will admit. Al and Steve are occupied by the repairwoman fixing the Bundy refrigerator. It was not written as a two-parter — the first draft was one episode.

Season 2 Episode 6: Girls Just Want to Have Fun, Part 2

By David Faustino / October 18, 1987 / Comments Off on Season 2 Episode 6: Girls Just Want to Have Fun, Part 2

Al discovers Peggy has been spending his money at the male strip club, and Marcy cannot explain to Steve where her wedding ring has gone. Then the dancer turns up at the D’Arcys’ door. It is also the first time Al mentions Tang by name.

Season 2 Episode 4: Buck Can Do It

By David Faustino / October 11, 1987 / Comments Off on Season 2 Episode 4: Buck Can Do It

Buck’s nocturnal habits have the neighbors threatening lawsuits, and the pressure is on Al to have him neutered. Al refuses, and not out of affection for the dog. It is the first episode the series built around Buck.