Paul Eisenhauer
Al goes looking for the last real man alive, a recluse named Ironhead Haynes who lives on the tallest mountain in Illinois. NO MA’AM waits at the bottom for the plan of action he brings back down. What he gets instead is a one-word song and some advice about dinosaurs. Waylon Jennings guest stars.
The mall makes its employees carpool, and Al is assigned to a car with three models, which goes differently than he expects. Bud comes home with straight As and the Dean’s List and nobody cares. Marcy’s bank is sponsoring the whole scheme.