Lisa Saxton
Marcy discovers that Jefferson never paid for her storage locker and that her childhood furniture has been auctioned off, so she drags Peg out to find it. Back at the house, Al, Bud and Kelly hold a formal Anti-Baby Meeting with minutes and a roll call.
Al and Jefferson reach their limit with the pregnancies and retreat to a bar called the Paternity Ward, where a vendor sells fake identities to men looking to disappear. Al prices out becoming an ex-football player with a cool name. Conclusion of the two part premiere.