Laurie Lee-Goss
Kelly’s olive oil commercial comes with a morals clause requiring chastity, and a nun is sent to verify she is keeping it. Al, meanwhile, discovers Officer Dan is being filmed for COPS and decides that being on COPS is his life’s ambition.
Lucky’s three a.m. habit drives Al to move him outdoors, which means building a doghouse. Marcy calls a building inspector to make sure it is up to code. Kelly, meanwhile, remakes her entire look to keep Carlos, which goes about as well as the carpentry.
Jefferson has spent Marcy’s tax refund, so Al bets it on a college football game and then has to protect the star player from his own daughter. Meanwhile Peg is making bonbons at home, using an entire jar of Tang. Al has to eat one.