Kim Weiskopf
Kelly and her friends talk Bud and his friends out of their spring break tickets and hotel room. Al, Griff and Jefferson are already in Fort Lauderdale judging a bikini contest. Then Marcy sees her husband on a spring break TV special.
Polk High is getting a new scoreboard dedicated to its greatest football legend, and Al assumes it is him. Marcy, who sits on the bank’s committee, is given twenty-four hours to find someone better. She comes back with Terry Bradshaw.
A beer-tax hike leaves NO MA’AM drinking something called “Yeast ‘N Stuff,” so the group incorporates as a church to dodge taxes, with Al installed as reverend. Donations roll in from men across the country until Marcy breaks the story on the local news.
Kelly’s film school assignment becomes a short called Shoes, which Al helps make and which wins ten thousand dollars of arts funding. His follow-up is cast entirely with bikini models. Marcy brings an alderman to the shoe store to stop it.
The baseball strike cancels the season, so NO MA’AM starts its own league with sponsorship from the only businesses willing to pay. Griff is initiated into the group. Six real major leaguers appear as themselves, and Joe Morgan interviews Al.
A teammate’s funeral brings the old Polk High Panthers together, and a rival half back turns up to demand they finally play the championship game that was cancelled in 1966. Both sides recruit, and the other team’s ringers include four real NFL players.
Buck walks out and ends up in the dog pound, where an older dog explains the situation and an employee has a schedule. The Bundys do not notice he is gone until very late. Cheech Marin voices Buck and Dom DeLuise voices his cellmate.
Al and Peg go to the NBA All-Star game and swap seats, which puts Peg in the chair drawn for a ten thousand dollar halftime free throw contest. Kelly turns up on the cheerleading squad. Vlade Divac, Clyde Drexler and Xavier McDaniel appear as themselves.