Joey Sagal
Al and Jefferson lose their fishing lodge reservation to Shannon Tweed, who insults Jefferson on the way past. His revenge is a photograph, and the tabloid auction that follows is held in the Bundy living room. Bud and Kelly try to get Lucky into a dog food commercial.
Al and Jefferson reach their limit with the pregnancies and retreat to a bar called the Paternity Ward, where a vendor sells fake identities to men looking to disappear. Al prices out becoming an ex-football player with a cool name. Conclusion of the two part premiere.