Joey Gutierrez
Bud wins a twenty-five thousand dollar college grant and is off to Trumaine University. The money lands in the family account, where Al and Peg assume it is a bank error in their favor and spend all of it before Bud gets home to explain. Bud then gets a father-son talk he will not forget.
Marcy falls asleep on the Bundy couch and Kelly talks her brother into lying down beside her, so that Marcy wakes convinced something happened. Al, who has been having nightmares about feet for a fortnight, is meanwhile recruited to judge a beauty pageant. Kelly engineered the entire thing and watches it land from the stairs.