Joel Valentincic
Griff falls for a phone sex operator called Butter, and Al discovers Butter is Peg’s mother, working from the upstairs phone. Her earnings are paying for the family’s Christmas. Then Griff decides he wants to ask her out.
Bud competes on a dating game show hosted by Bill Maher, against a man he has no chance of beating, and makes his case with total honesty. Al and Peg hold a contest over who will fall asleep first. Kelly decides the family is conspiring against her.