Gerry Cohen
A tornado traps the Bundys and D’Arcys in the basement, and the danger turns out to be an aphrodisiac for Peggy and Marcy. Al and Jefferson spend the storm trying to escape. The season eleven premiere also resolves how Griff got off death row.
A radio quiz is giving away a trip to the Atlanta Olympics and a turn carrying the torch. Al knows every answer but is banned from the station, so he feeds them to Griff. Griff wins, becomes a local celebrity, and Al has to watch. Bo Jackson guests as the host.
A deliveryman asks Kelly out to spite his girlfriend, she retaliates with a millionaire, and all four spend the evening at a diner trying to out-jealous each other. Marcy and Jefferson turn up determined to have an authentic neighborhood experience. A spin-off pilot that never sold.
Marcy’s Mercedes dies in Tennessee and the geeks end up at the mercy of a mechanic with no tow truck. In Florida, Al discovers the bikini contest has a hundred-thousand-dollar prize and rigs the panel. Griff turns out to be the weak link.
Kelly and her friends talk Bud and his friends out of their spring break tickets and hotel room. Al, Griff and Jefferson are already in Fort Lauderdale judging a bikini contest. Then Marcy sees her husband on a spring break TV special.
Bud’s exercise video is behind schedule, his two stars will not work together, and Vito’s enforcer Gino is on set with a deadline and a laptop full of organ recipients. Meanwhile the NO MA’AM wives start taking bets on which husband falls off the roof next.
Al and Jefferson install a satellite dish themselves and spend the episode falling off the roof. Downstairs, Kelly has fired Bud as her agent, so he pitches an exercise video to win her back. Every bank says no, so he borrows the money from the mob.
To get Peg’s mother out of the house, Al has to convince Ephraim Wanker he is man enough to take her back, which somehow requires a bear hunt. Al and Bud return with a bear they think is dead. It is hibernating, and it wakes up in the living room.
Polk High is getting a new scoreboard dedicated to its greatest football legend, and Al assumes it is him. Marcy, who sits on the bank’s committee, is given twenty-four hours to find someone better. She comes back with Terry Bradshaw.
Kelly’s five-year high school reunion brings back Eric Waters, the taped-glasses nerd she once sent to the top of the Hancock tower stripped to the buff. He has done well for himself and he remembers. At home, Marcy’s toys-for-guns drive arms Al and Peggy.