Carol Gustafson
Al takes an overnight job as a school security guard and loses the football trophy on his watch, which costs him the job. Getting it back means confronting Spare Tire Dixon, the rival lineman he beat on the goal line in 1966. Bubba Smith guest stars.
Bud sets out to get even with the girl who humiliated him in sixth grade, played by Tiffani-Amber Thiessen a few months before Saved by the Bell made her famous. Al, meanwhile, has been asked to address the homecoming dance and uses the platform to warn teenagers off marriage entirely.