Bert L. Cook
A practical joke war between Al and Jefferson leaves Al unable to tell whether the woman flirting with him in his own house is real or a setup. Griff, meanwhile, spends his NO MA’AM anniversary in jail mistaken for a serial killer. Peggy comes back and settles things.
Peg makes Al advertise the Dodge for sale, which brings a parade of unsuitable buyers to the door. Then the Dodge Corporation offers him a brand new Viper for the right to film the old car crossing one million miles. Al has to drive the last of it on camera.
Bud insists his substitute teacher has a crush on him and nobody believes him, which turns out to be their mistake. Juggling her and a girl his own age wears him down, so he asks Al for advice. Peg has the flu and receives no sympathy from anyone.
Kelly starts coming home with large amounts of cash, and Al leaps to the worst possible conclusion about how she is earning it. The truth is that she and Jefferson are hustling pool. Al sells his own blood to get a stake in the next match.