Arthur Silver
A cosmetics magnate and old girlfriend of Al’s turns up in Chicago and offers Peg five hundred thousand dollars for her husband. The family holds a meeting about it. Vanna White guest stars, and the season 7 finale is the last episode Ron Leavitt worked on.
Peg’s cousins Zemus and Ida Mae arrive with their son Seven, step out for cigarettes and never come back. Peg is thrilled to have another child to mother. Al is not, and tries to give the boy to Marcy. Linda Blair and Bobcat Goldthwait guest star.
Peg takes up dancing and meets a handsome man at a club, flirting with him without working out that he is married to another man. Al, meanwhile, meets the husband, who cooks him an actual meal. Dan Castellaneta and Sam McMurray guest, both billed as special guest stars.
Al serves a customer at the shoe store and recognises her as a Playboy centrefold, which sends him home to dig out the issue and prove it. The magazines are gone. Peg sold the whole collection to buy a good luck charm called Tubro, the fat Panamanian god of money, and Al makes her get every last one back.