Allison Barron
Bud competes on a dating game show hosted by Bill Maher, against a man he has no chance of beating, and makes his case with total honesty. Al and Peg hold a contest over who will fall asleep first. Kelly decides the family is conspiring against her.
Steve and Marcy ask the Bundys to house-sit, which is a mistake, and not only because of the looting. A moving man turns up looking for a roadhouse and takes the whole house away. Al reports that it is now a chicken restaurant in Waukegan.