It’s Bud Bundy, narrating ‘Married… without Children’—Dad Al and Mom Peg head off on vacation, leaving us kids with Steve and Marcy, who end up hosting a wild party that freaks them out. Meanwhile, Mom and Peg are having the time of their lives, extending the trip while we’re trashing the place. I’m probably causing half the chaos, looking like a total fool, but it’s all sarcastic fun in the Bundy household—vacations where the kids run wild.