Membership Level: Elite Sloucher

Norman Jablonsky
Display Name: Norman Jablonsky
Favorite Episode: "The Juggs Have Left the Building"
Favorite Bundy: Kelly
Favorite Bundy Pet: Lucky
Favorite Bundy Quote: "I Care, by Al Bundy. When hooters jiggle around and I find nickels on the ground, I care. When a Mustang engine purrs and the bathroom is not hers, I care. When the pitcher's on the mound and the wife is underground, I care. But when I've been playing this for days, I will kill anyone who stays. I SWEAR!"
Worst Job You Ever Had: I was suckered/duped into selling coupon books door-to-door in southside Chicago. In the interview, I was told I was going to be marketing for the Cubs & White Sox. I am lucky to have survived, as one house threatened me with a shotgun. I lasted 2 hours on that job.