"The day Luke Ventura cant help out a friend, thats the day he's got something better to do" Luke Ventura—"Al Bundy, Al Bundy, brave courageous and bold. Long live his fame, long live his glory, long may his story be told" Al Bundy—-"Everyday when I wake up I know its not going to get any better until I go to sleep again." Al Bundy— "Well how about that folks, looks like you can keep your clown, your parties, and your lame memories of the 60's or the 20s, or whenever the hell you thought you were cool." Bud Bundy— "Oh she whose head can never be seen in a car" Bud Bundy