Bundy Club

Bud sit down let me tell you the story of the Ferguson. Now these babies were made in Maine you know at the little ferguson factory.It’s the stradivarius of toilets. My dad could play it like a violin. Yep I’ll never forget the time my dad took me on a trip to Maine to visit the factory. I had to go to the bathroom and i begged him to pull in a truck stop. He said no. When we get there it’ll be worth it. It was. Bud the toilets today aren’t worthy of the name. They come in designer colors and they’re too low. When you flush them they make this little weak almost apologetic sound. Not the Ferguson. It only comes in white and when you flush it, that’s a man’s flush. They Ferguson says “”I’m a toilet sit down and give me your best shot.” Oh if only the Ferguson could speak, the tales it would tell. But now I’ve got one of my very own. I just wish dad could be here. Oh look dad I’m sitting on my own Ferguson. Just like you always knew I would.