Posts by David Faustino

Al and No MA’AM decides to hold a counter protest in the favor of banning breast feeding from the shoe store.

When Al banishes a nursing mother for breast feeding her baby in the shoe store, Marcy and FANG holds a protest against Gary’s Shoe Store in order to have him lift the ban.

Bud’s intense studying for a scholarship exam makes him periodically nod off and fantasize about making out with beautiful women. So, is a passionate encounter between him and Marcy’s visiting, sexually aggressive, 19-year-old niece, Amber, a dream or real?

Kelly has a big zit on the day of her commercial, Ice Beer and Peg offers her a solution. Her uncle Sticky Wanker’s zit removing potion will cure it. Al is ecstatic of her being in the commercial, despite his upset over not having tapes of Emma Peel. The Home Shopping Network offered him a…

Al has to renew his driver’s license and is upset to learn that Bud will be his Examiner.

Al and Jefferson decide to cash in on 1970s nostalgia by selling shoes from that period.

When the Bundy TV set blows its condenser, Al decides to try out for a place on a new sports trivia game show, hoping to win a new TV set as the first prize. But when he is denied because of his lack of personality, Al tries to transfer his knowledge of sports to Kelly…

Using their tax refund money, Jefferson and Al bet heavily on a college football game that they are guaranteed to win. But that’s before Trumaine’s prized, not-so-bright quarterback Chad, who is being tutored by Bud, falls in love with Kelly, whom she pleasantly distracts from his training. Al must find a way to keep them…

Al rushes to finish fixing the basement step before his favorite movie, “Hondo” comes on TV. But, in an attempt to get some new batteries for his flashlight, he finds himself locked inside the store. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly attempt to celebrate Buck’s birthday, much to Buck’s dismay.

When another complaint from a fat woman at the shoe store results in Al losing his parking space and being reprimanded not to insult anymore fat women, he, Jefferson and the rest of his mens club NO MA’AM seek out a legendary guru macho man to teach them how to battle political correctness. Meanwhile, Peggy,…