Posts by David Faustino

Al and Peggy go over to watch a video at Marcy and Jefferson’s house and proceed to take over the place. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly seek gainful jobs for themselves, but only Bud gains with his first girlfriend, while Kelly babysits a family of seven kids from Hell.

Al forgoes giving money to Bud for a class trip to Washington DC in order to give to Kelly who’s going to an audition for the Miss Weenie Tot spokesperson. When Kelly lands the spot, Al gets a year’s supply of his favorite mock food: Weenie Tots. But since uncooked tots rapidly disintegrate upon contact…

Al is haunted by a tune on the radio he can hum but not name, and he gets no help from Peggy or the D’Arcy’s. Al similarly haunts Kelly’s new boyfriend, Vinnie Verducci, the son of his fellow lowlife friend, Charlie Verducci, when Al warns Vinnie to only look and not touch, which is not…

When a second floor aerobics studio, full of terribly overweight women, collapses into the shoe store, Al is laid off while the store is being repaired. Al then gets a night job as a security guard at his old high school, Polk High. This prompts his former high school rival, Spare Tire Dixon, to steal…

Peg takes an interior design course and her first assignment is to redecorate one room in her house. Unfortunately for Al, she chooses his spare bathroom.

Told from the point of view of Buck, he runs away from the house feeling neglected. Behind a diner, he picks up a female dog, whom he brings home. He quickly regrets it, as the new dog gets all the attention from Bud and Kelly. Meanwhile, Al is obsessed with getting a taste of his…

Al becomes the boss of the neighborhood after Kelly starts dating an influential city councilman.

After a drinking binge at a bankers party, Marcy reveals herself to be married to a mysterious hunk named Jefferson D’Arcy, whom Al finds out to be a gigolo and con artist. To make Marcy feel better to this unexpected change in her life, Peggy decides to throw a formal wedding ceremony for Marcy and…

After Al’s bachelor uncle dies, he leaves $500,000 to the first of his relatives to produce a newborn baby named after him. Al overcomes his usual aversion to sex with Peg. Unknown to him, she is secretly staying on the pill, to keep Al wanting sex with her, and having decided that no amount of…

Tired of Al escorting her dates out through the doorway, “grown-up” Kelly gets her own apartment.