Hey, it’s Bud Bundy, your guide to neighborhood hijinks in ‘But I Didn’t Shoot the Deputy.’ There’s a robber on the loose, so Steve and Marcy get a guard dog for protection, but Dad Al, being the genius he is, buys a gun and accidentally blasts the poor pup. I’m over there, trying not to laugh while pretending to help, but it’s all so dumb—us Bundys turning safety into a comedy of errors. Marcy’s freaking out, Steve’s clueless, and I’m just the awkward kid dodging the fallout.