The last piece of bacon goes to whoever Peggy loves most. In a house where food is always scarce, that is a high stakes contest, and this Short captures the Bundy family pecking order in a few seconds.

This clip comes from Married with Children Season 7 Episode 6, "Frat Chance." To meet girls, Bud starts his own community college fraternity, Alpha Gonna Get'Em, with convenience store clerk Ahmed, geek Francis and retiree Gus as the only members. The first toga party in the Bundy garage has no fun and no women.

It is a quick hit of classic Bundy humor, perfect for sharing and even better for rewatching.

This is the show doing what it did best: taking an everyday situation and pushing it until it becomes completely absurd. It is a perfect example of the show's fearless sense of humor, and it holds up just as well today.

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