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Al buys a satellite dish from a discount store and he and Jefferson insist on installing it themselves. Bud is turned down for a loan at every bank in Chicago and borrows money from Vito, a mobster. He uses the money to finance an exercise video staring Kelly and a…

During the Christmas season, Griff becomes quite fond of a phone sex partner named “Butter,” whom Al discovers is really Peg’s mother.

To go out with hot guy named Carlos, Kelly bribes the reluctant Bud to keep company for Carlos’s cousin Esmeralda by offering Bud a date with Fawn. Fortunately for Bud, Esmeralda turns out to be quite hot. Meanwhile, Al and Peg take Ephraim and Peggy’s unseen mother to a marriage…

Al and Bud go on a bear hunt in the woods to prove they’re as manly as Peggy’s father, Ephraim, so he can take back Peggy’s unseen mother. Al and Bud bring back what they think is a dead bear they found in the woods. But they are in for…

Marcy’s bank, Kyoto National, plans to donate a new scoreboard to Polk High and name it after Polk High’s famous football alumni. Al, having scored four touchdowns in a single game, assumes it’s him. But Marcy hates Al and is determined to find another football star just to spite him.…

Al and Jefferson go away for the weekend to a fishing lake in upstate Wisconsin. But when they arrive at the fishing lodge, they are rudely told to leave when Shannon Tweed, a famous B-movie actress and former Playboy Playmate has taken their reservation. But when they guys arrive home,…

Marcy organizes a “Toys for guns” campaign to get kids something else to play with than toy guns. Kelly has a post-graduation five-year re-union and is shocked to learn that the nerd she once stood up has grown into a handsome and rich man…

In order to join Al’s group NO MA’AM, Bud must go through a initiation process where he must crash a televised wrestling match in order to get an photograph taken of him with pro-wrestler King Kong Bundy. Bud not only gains backstage access by dressing in a Bumblebee outfit, but…

Peggy takes up a self-defense class. What’s worse, she is soon promoted to the advanced class. This makes Al feel emasculated. To make Peg drop the self-defense class, Kelly suggests Al take Peg out on a romantic date to see the Director’s Cut of The Bridges of Madison Country.

Kelly has unknowingly created a new color chemical called Bleen and Al quickly finds out that she has created a new formula that grows hair.