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The way to a man’s heart may be through his stomach, but it’s not the heart that’s sought by Peggy who’s tired of being ignored by Al in the bedroom. So she tries a variety of exciting new outfits in an attempt to whet the appetite of a starving Al.…

When Peggy uses up the monthly mortgage to pay Seven’s doctor bill, Al is forced to take a second job bar-tending at a topless bar, but its a male strip club where the bartender and all other men are topless. Al enjoys his job, but when Jefferson covers for Al…

When Peggy discovers that no one knows Seven’s birthday, she picks one at random, Al’s. He is understandably not pleased when he has lost his birthday to the new kid. Peggy decides to have a small party for Seven’s 6th birthday at a local park. But the party fizzles when…

Seven gets some. Bud gets some, never mind she has measles. Al and Peggy get some because it’s quicker than talking. Only Kelly doesn’t get some but that’s by choice because the guy is a jerk. And then he disrespects Kelly so she disrespects his face with her fist.

The Bundys have another mouth to feed when Peggy’s cousin Zemus and his wife, Ida Mae, pay a quick visit and leave behind their six year-old son Seven, who’s captivating to Peggy (and only Peggy). She sees this as her chance to be a “great mother,” or at least try.

The Bundys are cornered by both towns. Upper Uncton wants them dead so they can continue to profit as a tourist trap while Lower Uncton wants them dead so they can end the curse. Al moves to defend himself and soon finds himself in a medieval joust opposite Igor. Who…

The Bundys delight in their comped trip to England, spending here, spending there. All the while, the town of Upper Uncton conspires to kill the Bundys outside Lower Uncton, so the curse will remain and Upper Uncton can still rake in profits as a tourist town: the town beside the…

Lower Uncton, England 1653– Seamus McBundy makes the mistake of insulting a witch who casts an evil spell upon the land, shading the town in darkness forever–as long as a male Bundy lives. In present day, 1992 Lower Uncton, still in darkness, the townspeople have successfully killed all male Bundy…

When Al can’t pay his bill at the gas station, he is forced to don a uniform, complete with ‘Habib’ name tag and work at the station. He spends the day being hounded by motorists, as well as Peg and the kids.

When Kelly’s modeling school suddenly closes down, she gets a new job as a greeter at the TV World theme park. When this is threatened by her low performance ratings, Kelly gets switched into Commercial Land where she plays “the Verminator” who hunts down roaches, like Bud. Meanwhile, Al takes…