Posts by David Faustino

Marcy’s bank, Kyoto National, plans to donate a new scoreboard to Polk High and name it after Polk High’s famous football alumni. Al, having scored four touchdowns in a single game, assumes it’s him. But Marcy hates Al and is determined to find another football star just to spite him. When she learns that NFL…

Al and Jefferson go away for the weekend to a fishing lake in upstate Wisconsin. But when they arrive at the fishing lodge, they are rudely told to leave when Shannon Tweed, a famous B-movie actress and former Playboy Playmate has taken their reservation. But when they guys arrive home, they discover that Jefferson had…

Marcy organizes a “Toys for guns” campaign to get kids something else to play with than toy guns. Kelly has a post-graduation five-year re-union and is shocked to learn that the nerd she once stood up has grown into a handsome and rich man…

In order to join Al’s group NO MA’AM, Bud must go through a initiation process where he must crash a televised wrestling match in order to get an photograph taken of him with pro-wrestler King Kong Bundy. Bud not only gains backstage access by dressing in a Bumblebee outfit, but thank to Kelly’s big mouth,…

Peggy takes up a self-defense class. What’s worse, she is soon promoted to the advanced class. This makes Al feel emasculated. To make Peg drop the self-defense class, Kelly suggests Al take Peg out on a romantic date to see the Director’s Cut of The Bridges of Madison Country.

Kelly has unknowingly created a new color chemical called Bleen and Al quickly finds out that she has created a new formula that grows hair.

Al and his mens group NO MA’AM decide to form their own church in order to avoid paying beer tax. When Marcy and her women’s group FANG expose Al’s plan to the public, NO MA’AM surprisingly receives sympathy and donations from thousands of long-suffering married men in America which makes it possible for them to…

Buck the dog dies; in Heaven, he is sent back to Earth as the Bundys’ new dog, Lucky.

Al and Griff convinces Gary to use the extra space for an aerobic’s studio in the hopes that it’ll attract pretty women. When it attracts fat women instead, Kelly convinces her father’s boss to hire Ramone. It turns the tide against Feminist Marcy.

Mama Wanker moves in with the Bundys after fighting with her husband.