Posts by David Faustino

Marcy is up for a promotion, but to get promoted, she needs to impress her Japanese boss, Mr. Shimokawa, by serving him dinner and presenting him her grateful neighbors, the Japanese Bundys! Of course, she needs to bribe the real Bundys to stay out of sight for the duration of the visit. However, it just…

Al, Jefferson and Griff are having the time of their lives at Fort Lauderdale – Al even finds a new way to earn money by collecting empty cans! The girls are prepping Kelly for the beauty competition. Meanwhile, Marcy and the boys experience some car problems on the way from Chicago to Fort Lauderdale and…

Bud and his three “frat bros”, Hindu Achmed, fatso Hummer, and nerdy Barney, are set to leave for Spring Break in Fort Lauderdale in hopes of scoring some drunken babes. They have the tickets and the hotel reservation. That is, until Kelly, the naughty Fawn, the steamy Ashley, and the nerdy Natalie make them believe…

It is Marcy and Jefferson’s wedding anniversary, but Jefferson is in hospital, recovering from a physical trauma. Kelly and Bud visit Jefferson and he recounts the events that led to his being hospitalized, starting with the party that the other members of No Ma’am threw for him in the nudie bar.

Al wants to beat the rival shoe shop owner, Babcock, in something and puts his faith in Bud who’s in the same entrepreneurial studies class in Trumaine than Little Floyd, Babcock’s son. They both have to come up with a product and a his marketing campaign for it. Al sees that he will have his…

Vito’s hatchet man, Gino, tells Bud that he has until 5:00 pm to finish the exercise video or he will be sleeping with the fishes. Kelly and Rafael’s continuing arguments over which one of them will star in the video has Bud sweating. But things take an unexpected turn when Bud unwittingly videotapes Gino talking…

Al buys a satellite dish from a discount store and he and Jefferson insist on installing it themselves. Bud is turned down for a loan at every bank in Chicago and borrows money from Vito, a mobster. He uses the money to finance an exercise video staring Kelly and a Latino hunk named Rafael. But…

During the Christmas season, Griff becomes quite fond of a phone sex partner named “Butter,” whom Al discovers is really Peg’s mother.

To go out with hot guy named Carlos, Kelly bribes the reluctant Bud to keep company for Carlos’s cousin Esmeralda by offering Bud a date with Fawn. Fortunately for Bud, Esmeralda turns out to be quite hot. Meanwhile, Al and Peg take Ephraim and Peggy’s unseen mother to a marriage retreat.

Al and Bud go on a bear hunt in the woods to prove they’re as manly as Peggy’s father, Ephraim, so he can take back Peggy’s unseen mother. Al and Bud bring back what they think is a dead bear they found in the woods. But they are in for a big surprise when the…