Posts by David Faustino

Al’s beloved Dodge is fading away. Through a frantic “emergency operation”, Al manages to “stabilize” the Dodge’s condition, but it still needs constant “life support”. Al is unwilling to let the Dodge go because he has fond memories of his father and the car (cue flashbacks). Al calls for a car doctor, who sees that…

In order to get a $20,000 contract of a model for a national olive oil brand, Kelly has to sign a Morals Clause, which requires that she remain chaste. This proves to be a difficult task. Meanwhile, Al hears that Officer Dan is appearing in Al’s favorite TV show Cops and blackmails him to become…

Gary declares a sales contest between Al and Griff – the winner gets a raise. However, an appearance of an immigrant child who works in Gary’s illegal sweatshop gives Al a better idea than selling shoes.

Bud has discovered that Ariel gets turned on by life-threatening situations and has decided to stage a fake tornado in order to get some from Ariel while they seek shelter in the Bundys’ basement. Peg confirms that danger does in deed turn women on. However, a real twister appears in Chicago and the rest of…

While Griff faces the death penalty due to a NO MA’AM prank, Al plans to get married to an old flame.

There’s a radio contest open to all (except Al), where the winner will get to carry the Olympic torch through the city. Griff wins it and becomes a local hero.

Marcy will not let Jefferson back in the house until he finds a job, so he hangs around at the Bundys. Bud gets Kelly a part in a Romantic Roast coffee commercial and when Kelly’s co-star fails to perform up to expectations, Bud gets Jefferson the part. Jefferson’s character Lance wins him legions of female…

Bud has invited not-too-bright student Ariel to play the “Strip Study” game, to prepare for upcoming exams he has to pass in order to graduate. Despite years of not ending up getting some, Bud gets lucky but falls asleep and realizes that in order to be able to concentrate on studying, he has to give…

In this pilot for a proposed TV series, a group of “friends” live in a sometimes peaceful co-existence. Tom is a handsome deliveryman living with his gorgeous girlfriend Shannon, his half-sister Maria, and their lazy friend Jackson. Tom is on the rocks with Shannon again over their flirtations with other people. When Tom meets Kelly…

Al decides to build a dog house for Lucky. But when he makes an absurd amount of noise in the back yard, Marcy bribes a building inspector to inspect Al’s work just to harass him. When the inspector tells him that the house is not up to its “code,” Al, with Kelly’s wealthy boyfriend Carlos,…