Posts by David Faustino

Al agrees to let Peg invite the Darcy’s and Griff (plus one) to an evening party in exchange for a month of no sex. As a party game, the pairs test their knowledge of the other half. Unfortunately Al has forgotten the most romantic night between him and Peg, who throws him out to the…

Jefferson has joined the National Guard. He tells Al and Griff of the benefits: for one weekend once every month, one gets to party with a bunch of guys and even get paid for it! Of course, you have to pass basic training first – but even that has a benefit: one does not have…

Since Bud is actually earning money, Al starts charging rent for the basement. Bud and Al sign a lease and Bud pays his rent, after which he claims that the “apartment” is in need of repair. A health inspector declares the basement condemned and gives him a month to get the basement repaired. Al then…

When Al finds out that Bud and Gary are dating, he and Griff decides to take advantage of the situation like a break room.

Al is planning a get-together for the guys – they’ll be watching wrestling from cable. Al wants Peg to help but she declines. Then Peg has an accident where she hits her head and gets amnesia. Kelly, Bud and Al are then amazed to see Peg cooking, cleaning and doing other housework. They decide to…

When Al goes too far with insulting the overweight women for the final time. The fat women, who he insulted over the years, puts him on trial for excessive crimes against obesity.

It’s Christmas. Al doesn’t want a Christmas tree, the rest of the family do. Marcy is determined to win the neighborhood decorating contest. Gary hires two young guys, Hal and Biff, to help Al and Griff at the shoe store. Someone (actually Bud and Kelly) kidnaps Mary and Joseph from Marcy’s Nativity Scene and demand…

Peg take a holiday in Branson, Missouri, but Al says he can’t afford it. The prospect of all-fried food and only twin beds available, however, make him change his estimate. Lucky has to stay behind, in the care of the D’Arcy-Jeffersons. Then Marcy feels the urge to act out a dirty fantasy at the Bundys.…

It’s Thanksgiving. In Al’s childhood, it was a tradition to eat aunt Maddie’s potato pie on Thanksgiving, so Al takes a trip with Griff to see aunt Maddie in order to buy some pie. Unfortunately it turns out that she’s just died. Jefferson can’t find a turkey for Marcy because they’ve sold out. Then a…

Al buries his “dead” Dodge in his backyard and has a funeral ceremony for it. The collectors still desire the spare parts and Peg still intends to sell them. At Bud’s request, Marcy goes through Al’s financial records and declares that Al can’t afford a new car. Al decides to prove her wrong and goes…