Posts by David Faustino

Gary is restocking the shoe store and donating all the old shoes to Filipino orphans. When the lunch delivery girl accepts old sandals as payment because Al and Griff have no money, they realize that the shoes have trading value. Meanwhile, Kelly finally gets her masseuse license, but accidentally cripples Bud when trying out her…

Lonnie is freed from prison because it was overcrowded. He asks Al’s blessing for marrying Kelly. He even has a ring. Turns out that Lonnie is one of the Tots who own Tot Industries, makers of Weenie Tots. Suddenly Lonnie is most welcome to the Bundy family.

Al is kicking Peg and the kids out so he can watch Death Wish 6 3-D in privacy on pay per view. But Bud also needs the house for himself: his pen pal Starla is getting out of prison and is coming to see him. Unfortunately, Starla decides to rob the Bundy’s at gunpoint. It…

Al sells his soul to the Devil so he can play for the Bears. However, the Devil takes him to Hell the day of the Super Bowl with a fate worse than death planned: an eternity with the family and the D’Arcys.

Marcy wants the Bundys to stay indoors because her “identical” cousin Mandy is coming for a visit and Marcy doesn’t want her to be repulsed by them. Mandy’s flight, however, is early and she takes a cab. Since the D’Arcys are at the airport waiting for her, she comes to the Bundys. This leads to…

Al makes Peg stop her constant shopping by taking his card away from her and by electrifying the phone so that she can’t place any orders. Meanwhile, t’s Jefferson’s 40th birthday and he has to accept he’s no longer a young man and Marcy may one day leave him. So, Marcy forces him to get…

When Kelly gets successful on a kid’s show, she becomes a total bitch and a control freak. Her manager, Bud decides that Princess Kelly should be taught a lesson she won’t forget. Meanwhile, Al tries to avoid sharing a bed with Peg by sawing off half of their bed off as she is tempted to…

Peggy, jealous that Al is spending all his time at The Giggly Room, decides to try out on amateur night while Al and the No Ma’am boys judge it. She wins the competition dressed as a harem girl named Jasmin, wearing a veil over her face. Al is turned on like never before, and he…

Al is having difficulties adjusting to being single. Marcy is more than happy to share with him the info that Peg is having a dinner party with a millionaire. Al doesn’t believe him, so Marcy tells him that what Peg really wants is for Al to come to the dinner party.

Al makes true of his threat to move out. But what about custody of the two… TVs? The kids Al leaves to Peg. In foresight, he has hidden a nest egg in a secret compartment in the toilet seat! Peg becomes depressed but the kids decide to find themselves a new step-dad. Marcy is ecstatic…