Posts by David Faustino

When Al moves a sofa off a neighbor’s lawn without a shirt on, he unexpectedly gains a reputation as a “stud” among the neighborhood women. Uplifted, he starts taking showers and wearing elegant clothes, and his performance at work improves dramatically, as does his popularity with the ladies. Needless to say, Peggy is both jealous…

Al decides to grow a vegetable garden, but soon faces off against an all-out war with a rabbit who steals his carrots and other vegetables.

After Al returns home from work with a bump on the head, he sees (or thinks he sees) six little green aliens coming down to Earth and stealing his smelly socks to use as fuel for their spaceships. The only problem is no one sees them but Al, so everyone think’s he’s crazy when he…

Now an aspiring model, Kelly invents a maneuver called “The Bundy Bounce” for her first audition as spokesperson for the new Allente car. But Bud’s big mouth gives the idea to another model, so Kelly must take things into her own hands and remove the competition. Meanwhile, Peggy goes on a strike with housework because…

Peggy goes out dancing with Marcy, and becomes taken with a handsome man-about-town named Andy. At home, however, Al gets confronted by Andy’s wife, Pete.

Al is cut from the neighborhood softball team just before the big game. When his all-star replacement is knocked out in the last inning, however, his team and family have to come crawling back.

Bud’s new driver’s license portends bumper cars on the roadway. When bud t-bones a Mercedes, Al sees an opportunity to clean up in court. At least he has hope. Losing his lawsuit hurt but what he goes through to payoff the settlement is truly painful.

Al and Kelly feign illness to avoid going to Wanker County with Peg and Bud. Al looks forward to his quiet and peaceful weekend, until Kelly gets sick.

The Bundys decide to go for a drive–on Labor Day. They spend the better part of the holiday sitting in traffic, arguing with one another, and picking fights with neighboring motorists.

Peggy will buy anything at a yard sale, so when she brings home a boar’s head, there’s no more room in the garage to put it. So, Al decides enough is enough and he decides to have his own yard sale, despite Peggy’s protests. But the stuff he is selling is stuff only Peggy would…