Posts by David Faustino

Lower Uncton, England 1653– Seamus McBundy makes the mistake of insulting a witch who casts an evil spell upon the land, shading the town in darkness forever–as long as a male Bundy lives. In present day, 1992 Lower Uncton, still in darkness, the townspeople have successfully killed all male Bundy descendants of Shamus McBundy, except…

When Al can’t pay his bill at the gas station, he is forced to don a uniform, complete with ‘Habib’ name tag and work at the station. He spends the day being hounded by motorists, as well as Peg and the kids.

When Kelly’s modeling school suddenly closes down, she gets a new job as a greeter at the TV World theme park. When this is threatened by her low performance ratings, Kelly gets switched into Commercial Land where she plays “the Verminator” who hunts down roaches, like Bud. Meanwhile, Al takes his annual “Bundy World Tour,”:…

Bud’s belief that his 40-year-old teacher is romantic interested in him is greeted by laughter from everyone. But another student smells the smoke and wants the fire for herself. Meanwhile, Peggy has a cold which prompts Al to keep his distance by going out every night to a Chuck-E-Cheese restaurant for some free pizza by…

An invitation to join the high intelligence Alpha club, is issued to Kelly and not Bud. When they discover the real reason behind the gathering, Kelly and Bud decide to handle things with the usual Bundy charm (and violence). Meanwhile, Al buys a new “Handyman’s Workbench 5000” that has some assembly required. This challenge requires…

Al is a broken man after the Bundys can no longer afford to buy a weekly TV Guide. When Jefferson arrives at their house with a fistful of cash, Al discovers that he has been running a psychic phone scam called “Madame Zelda.” To keep him quiet about his scam, Jefferson decides to let Al…

It’s Al and Peggy’s 20th wedding anniversary, but Peggy only wants one thing from Al….S-E-X. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud win the “My Dinner With Anthrax” contest which means a house party for the trash metal band. But there will be no party unless they can get rid of mom and dad first. The answer? Tricking…

Steve returns to try and reclaim his estranged wife unaware that she has remarried to a younger man.

It’s Bud’s 18th birthday, but everyone still treats him like a little boy. Does he stay at home for his birthday party with a pony and a clown or does Al have something else in mind for his “adult” son?

Al is asked to appear in an athletic shoe commercial. Al, being Polk High’s 1966 all city running back and shoe salesman is glad to reclaim his glory days. But Al ends up being a punching bag by Ed “Too Tall” Jones, Steve Carlton and Sugar Ray Leonard for the commercial.