Posts by David Faustino

Al is thrilled when his childhood friend asks for his help in dealing with a young thug and his gang who have been harassing her at the inner city convenience store where she now works. But how does Al explain it to Peggy? Simply put: Al checks himself and Peggy into a local hotel near…

When Al manages to get two prime tickets to a charity all-star basketball game, Peggy spoils his fun by insisting she come along. Things turn even worse for Al when she trades seats with him just before his former seat is chosen for a $10,000 free-throw contest. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to get herself basketball player…

A rich hot babe from Al’s past thinks Al is a disgusting pig. But she likes that in a man. So she offers to buy Al for half a million dollars.

Bud’s cousin gets divorced after finding out that his wife did the deed with Bud just before their wedding. Or rather, he doesn’t exactly know it was Bud, but he’s determined to find out. As Bud waits for the hammer fist to fall he turns to Al, of all people, to discuss the morality of…

One morning, Al discovers that his Dodge has been stolen. At Jefferson’s behest, Al decides to cheat the insurance company and enjoys renting a loaner Lincoln Town Car…Until the police find his beloved heap.

Al takes a $12,000 offer for early retirement from the shoe store, but Peggy finds the money and spends all of it in one hour by shopping. Al is forced to go back to work where he hears opportunity knocking with a chance to buy a shoe store called “Home Plate Athletic Shoes.” Meanwhile, Charlene…

Al’s poor bedroom performance makes him the laughingstock of the entire town after another night with Peggy, even though the only person she tells about it is Marcy. Al then decides to get in shape for the real deal to get his self-confidence back.

After Kelly’s boyfriend dumps her, Al and the family treat her to the movies where each member has a different agenda.

After Al knocks out and captures a burglar that breaks into his house one night while he’s sleeping on the couch after an argument with Peggy, he becomes a neighborhood hero. But the tables soon turn when the burglar sues Al for injuring him and the Bundys must go to court once again.

After Al passes for a senior citizen to get into the movies cheap he worries that he’s getting old. He then starts acting old but a senior decathlon brings him back to life.